I really like that Tom Petty song Into The Great Wide Open. My affinity for the song extends beyond the fact that I am pretty much a rebel without a clue, and goes to the heart of the chorus, which easily gets stuck in my head. In the song, Tom keeps saying that “the future is wide open” and that “the sky was the limit.” This is pretty much the way I see the future, not because I have unbridled talent and opportunity; but because I have no idea what I want to do next week, let alone for a career. The future is wide open, mostly because I am completely indecisive and have no idea what I want to do; although I would like to be filthy rich.
My first dream job was being an astronaut. It seemed like a pretty good gig and I imagine I would accumulate lots of frequent flyer miles. I started to do some research and read a few books about astronauts and space travel. The Magic School Bus, by the way, is a fantastic resource. I soon found out that when astronauts come back to earth, they need to get antibiotic shots. To me, this was unacceptable. I think I was about 7-years-old and shots were more terrifying than earthquakes, monsoons, and naptime all rolled together. Needless to say, my career as an astronaut was short lived.
My next career option was a little more down to earth; I wanted to be a geologist. I don’t know what exactly attracted me to geology, it might have been my fondness for eating dirt (but that also might have been because my mom was not a great cook). Dirt eating aside, for a long time I wanted to be a geologist. In fact, it was my job of choice all through elementary school. I have no idea why.
My next job, my middle school career choice, was acting. I guess I wanted to do something meaningful, you know, so I could really give back to my community. I started acting professionally when I was 11-years-old. This was back then I was young and cute; but I grew out of that phase and acting was no longer a viable option. This caused me to re-evaluate my career path in high school.
After taking AP biology, I decided that I wanted to be a doctor. It’s not so much that I wanted to help people or make their lives better; it’s really that I just wanted people to call me “doctor”. I don’t think I would necessarily be so arrogant as to make everyone call me doctor outside of work; but I would expect them to call me “Mr. Evan, MD”. I would have been a great doctor. Being a doctor was my career ambition throughout high school; but things changed once I got to college and had to register for classes. I went to the registrar and she told me that all of the pre-med classes were full and that I should just do GEs and take the pre-med classes next semester. I said nuts to that; I’ll be a liberal arts major and study philosophy, politics, economics and history. Basically, I choose to major in not getting a job.
My plan was to study history and get a job as a history professor. This was mostly because I feared that working in an office would be detrimental to my health, as I imagined myself melting under the florescent lighting. Working at Gallagher has taught me that I have thicker skin than I thought and that if I wear sunglasses at all times, my body is rather impermeable to the incessant bombardment of florescent lighting and recycled air that is characteristic of life in corporate America. Because of this internship, I feel really comfortable pursuing a career in the corporate environment. Do I think that my career will be in insurance, though? Yeah, I think it very well might be; but like Tom says, the sky is the limit. – Evan